naughty christmas stories adults

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A collection of funny Christmas comics and cartoons theres also a few funny pictures.Myra was going to the Christmas office party but needed a new party dress.A fortnight later the chief called the Weather Service and asked for an update.So they stopped off at the Rose and Crown pub, and all had a nice drink. .'Yes he was told, 'it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever.' 'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.The weatherman replied: 'Because the Native Americans of the Great Lakes are collecting wood like crazy.'.
A little while later and Porter, his wife and their three children had to be rushed to hospital suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning.
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